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The Compton Building is a historic building at 159, 161-175 Devonshire Street and 18-20 Arch Street in Boston, Massachusetts. The eleven-story Classical Revival office tower was built in 1902–03 to a design by Henry Forbes Bigelow of Winslow & Bigelow, and is a well-preserved example of a Chicago-style steel-framed skyscraper. The building was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2008.
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