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The Nintendo Switch 2 is an upcoming video game console developed by Nintendo, and scheduled for release in most territories on June 5, 2025.
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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Split Enz were a New Zealand band formed in 1972. Regarded as the first New Zealand band to gain significant recognition outside of Australasia, they were initially noted for their progressive/art rock sound, flamboyant visual style and theatrical performances. The band later moved toward a pop/new wave sound that yielded the breakthrough hit single \"I Got You\" (1980). Split Enz broke up in 1984. Since that time, the band has staged several brief reunions.
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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